Monday, September 10, 2007

Kingdom of the Whuzzah?

Yes, it's official. The next installment will be called "Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."


Did they let George "Attack of the Phantom Menace" Lucas come up with that one? Oh, I guess so.

I have to say it makes me a little less interested. What does the Crystal Skull refer to? How am I supposed to care? Perhaps it's referring to Harrison Ford's crystallized skull, petrified with age? Probably not.

Anyway, that's the new name. I challenge you in the comments to come up with better. Here's my attempts.

Indiana Jones & The Aging Relative Who Won't Leave
Indiana Jones & Wasn't it Gross in the Last One Where He and His Dad Slept With the Same Lady
Indiana Jones & The Walker To Help Me Get Around A Little Better
Indiana Jones & The Shia LeBouf For Some Reason

Ok, I'm done.


holly said...

just tell me sean connery won't be on board, and i'll be there...
these are hilarious!

Wes W. said...

I have a new favorite alt. title:

Indiana Jones & The Bowl of Hard Candy.